Brainwashing... Jedi mind tricks...

Griffin: Hello, Professor Shaine. You are not brainwashing students.
Prof. Shaine: Quite correct.
Griffin: You are brainwashing students.
Prof. Shaine: No, I'm not brainwashing students.
Griffin: I'm not brainwashing students.

Prof. Shaine gives up and attempts Jedi mind tricks

Prof. Shaine: Go find the evil nasty new students, or go to class.
Griffin: Okay.
Prof. Shaine: Now. Not eventually. Turn around and start walking directly to one place or the other.

Griffin drifts down the hall. Prof. Griffin emerges from the faculty room

Prof. Griffin: Josh, are you brainwashing students again?
Prof. Shaine: I am certainly not.
Prof. Griffin: How about faculty?
Prof. Shaine: I would never.
Prof. Griffin: Well, there doesn't seem to be any problem here, and there is nothing to debate about, but
Prof. Shaine and Prof. Griffin: On guard!

Two professors begin playing with pointy objects